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yesterday i was the world's greatest grandpa and now i'm not?
but i've already used the mug!
Created on 2005-01-20 20:08:44 (#5837187), last updated 2009-07-05
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Basic Info| Name: | ali |
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| Birthdate: | 1985-01-16 |
| Location: | lebanon, Ohio, United States |
| Website: | myspace |
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alison.velouria@gmail.com Bioi took environmental science in college and learned about raw sewage. apparently, books about raw sewage weren’t enough, because we went to a sewage treatment plant for a field trip. some smartass in our tour asked, “what’s the grossest thing you’ve ever pulled out?”
the tour director looks at him and says, “i don’t want to go into details, but...a baby.”
what details don’t you want to go into? what are you saving us from hearing? was it half a baby? was it raised among the poopies?
the tour director looks at him and says, “i don’t want to go into details, but...a baby.”
what details don’t you want to go into? what are you saving us from hearing? was it half a baby? was it raised among the poopies?
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